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The Undateables 2017: Sam's best quotes

A new series of The Undateables is back for 2017, and Sam, the 23-year-old postman from Surrey stole the show with his contemplations on love...


“AS LONG AS THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING… BIGGER THAN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE ITSELF.”

Sam, who has Asperger Syndrome, a form of autism, explains how much he wants to find love.


“HEY, ARE YOU A STAMP? BECAUSE I THINK YOU'RE FIRST CLASS!”

The postman has more than his fair share of chat-up lines.


"HOW TO FIND [LOVE] IS GOING TO BE A MYSTERY... ONE OF THE SUDOKU PUZZLES THAT TAKES A WHILE TO SOLVE."

Despite having plenty of confidence, Sam knows that finding love won’t be easy.


“IT'S LIKE GETTING YOUR FISHING ROD INTO THE OCEAN... LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET A NIBBLE.”

Sam has as many metaphors for love as he has chat-up lines.



“ONCE LOVE IGNITES ME LIKE A ROCKET, I JUST MAKE A VERY PRETTY FIREWORK DISPLAY”

The postman believes that his lack of second dates is down to his pushiness… but he admits he just can’t help himself getting overexcited.


“I'M LIKE A CAR THAT'S JUST GONE INTO THE GARAGE, GOT A NEW ENGINE PART, LOADS OF UPGRADES AND I'M READY TO REV IT UP.”

Though he’s excited to be going on a first date, Sam promises he’s not going to rush things with 23-year-old Amy.



“YOU WILL SEE ME ON DATE NUMBER TWO, PROBABLY IN A DIFFERENT STYLE OF CLOTHING OF COURSE.”

Dead chuffed to win his first ever second date, Sam is keen to stress that when Amy next meets him, he might look a little different!


“I TRY TO MAKE MYSELF LOOK GOOD BUT I DON'T HAVE TO PUT MUCH EFFORT IN.”

Sam’s bold confidence comes through strongly at the start of date number two!


“THAT SONG ‘MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD’? WELL FOR ME IT'S LIKE ‘MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE GIRLS TO THE YARD'."

Sam shows no signs that the nerves are getting to him.


“MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: I FEEL LIKE I COULD GO TO PLUTO AND BACK AND STILL SMILE!”

Sam’s strategy pays off and date number three is secured.


WATCH THE SHOW

Sam appeared in the first episode of series six, which first aired at 9pm on Channel 4 on Monday 2nd January 2017. Watch it on catch up until 24th February 2017.


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Author: Rebecca

Rebecca lives in London with her husband, daughter and dachshund. She hopes her dating blogs for Flame Introductions will inspire you to seek out the best London and UK locations for brilliant dates, and discover some tips along the way to help you find your perfect partner.

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